4.07.2005

In Taking-The-Boy-Out-of-Texas News

Florida eyes allowing residents to open fire whenever they see threat which pretty much means what it says. Floridians may soon have the right to shoot first and ask questions later on when they've sobered up.

You can take the boy (Jeb, the ugly fat Bush) out of Texas but, apparently, you can't take Texas out of the boy. Here is his comment:
Republican Governor Jeb Bush, who has said he plans to sign the bill, says it is "a good, commonsense, anti-crime issue."

That's right, vigilante justice is a GOOD IDEA according to this moron. The law says they can shoot now but they're supposed to try and avoid the confrontation. With the change in the law, they don't have to try to avoid the confrontation, they can whip it out and start BLASTING! Yeeha.

Why am I all of a sudden a lot less enthused about our upcoming trip to Florida? They better have a gun store at the airport because I'm not gonna be cruising around unarmed and unable to deal with any threats.

"Spare a dollar, sir?"
"Ahhhh, you're attacking me!!!!!" Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, reload, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam.
"Phew, that was a close one."

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