3.14.2005

I Really Can't Be the Only One

Come on now, there's really just no way that I'm the only one that breaks out into hives whenever even an ad for CSI: Miami comes on and I'm faced with an image of David Caruso.

There's something smirky and smarmy and really just gross about the guy. Like he'd dismount after sex and then ask you how awesome he was. Or something equally annoying. And the fucking smirk is the only expression he's been granted in this life, can't they show him from a different angle to mix it up a bit.

All I know is that I'm this close to starting a citizen's task force to have David Caruso forcibly removed from the television and film industry. In retrospect it would seem like such a colossal no-brainer.

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