3.23.2005

Danger Will Robinson, Danger

It used to be that oversleeping could likely only result in one thing, being late for work. But now, oversleeping can result in your tumbling down your stairs in an effort to hit the snooze button as your Alarm Clock Moves Away from you intentionally and deliberately.

Its kind of a clever idea but the reality is that no one wants to chase their stupid alarm clock in the morning. Now, give me an alarm clock I can repeatedly turn off with a hammer and we're talking.

I don't have an alarm clock, I have a dog, a baby and a wife. I've slept about fifteen minutes in the last 8 months.

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