The Obligatory Intellectual Poison 100 Things List

 

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1.I’ve no idea how to start writing this list.
2.But I can fake it for now.
3.It doesn’t bother me in the least to be alone.
4.I do get a kick out of self promotion, however shallow that may make me.
5.I thoroughly enjoy hanging out without any clothes on.
6.I’m not wearing any clothing right now as I write this.
7.Among my favorite past times are tanning on my deck buck naked
8.I generally don’t care what other people think about me unless they are my friends.
9.I don’t have a whole lot of close friends but I have a very large number of acquaintances.
10. I own a bunch of DVD’s but the only DVD player I have is in my laptop.
11. Given the option, I’ll use a Mac every time.
12. PC’s make me want to commit multiple homicide.
13. But I’d never kill anyone without a really, really good reason.
14. And even then I’d almost certainly regret it for a very long time.
15. But I do like target sports like shooting guns, archery, darts and golf.
16. Though its been almost no use professionally, my BA in Philosophy from UCSC is among my best credits. And most useful in my personal life.
17. Logic and reason and empirical proof are the foundation to who I am.
18. Or try to be.
19. Religion is of zero use to me.
20. But I do my best to not harp on other people who do find that it’s a useful tool for them to get through their day.
21. When people attempt to convert me, I tell them its my right to try and de-convert them, seems only fair.
22. My favorite authors include: George Orwell, Ernest Hemingway, Laurens van der Post, Roald Dahl, J.D. Salinger and Truman Capote.
23. I don’t read books as much as I used to. Or should.
24. I do read a tremendous amount of material both online and offline.
25. Though I spend a vast amount of time online everyday, I try to balance it out as best I can by being outside, either down on the beach, out on my bikes or doing something else.
26. It doesn’t bother me in the least being a geek.
27. But it does bother me an awful lot when people try to pigeonhole me into some category without knowing enough about me to do so.
28. I can’t stand dealing with stupid people.
29. When I’ve been forced to in the past, I’ve often mislead them, lied to them or otherwise cast them astray.
30. I feel absolutely zero guilt for doing so.
31. I’ve been single for a long time now.
32. I don’t see that changing anytime soon for a long list of reasons. And I’m not going into it here.
33. I’m an utter and complete carnivore.
34. But I hate melons. All of them. Nasty slimey buggers.
35. I should ride my mountain bike more.
36. I’ve bench pressed more than three hundred pounds.
37. But have not done it for a long time.
38. I have a bad habit of talking a lot, especially when I get my mind going.
39. Sometimes I interupt people and it bothers me that I can’t help myself for doing it.
40. I grow bonsai, basil, succulents and a few others.
41. Cooking is something I get into for periods.
42. I eat more tomatoes than most anyone else I know.
43. I’ve been known to make fairly elaborate meals on rare occasions.
44. I watch far too much FoodTV to be good for me.
45. I know all of the Iron Chefs by name and style of cooking.
46. Audrey Hepburn movies almost always captivate me.
47. Steve McQueen’s the same way but for very different reasons.
48. I’m only half way done.
49. To date I’ve been involved in several hundred auctions on Ebay.
50. I realize that I do have an auction problem.
51. But I really don’t care about it all that much.
52. I have internal debates with myself nearly all the time.
53. I have a need for speed and prefer two wheels to four almost everytime.
54. I’ve never spent a night in jail and have only been arrested once, well booked at least.
55. I can remember nearly every single comic book I’ve read since I was about 12 from just reading a page or two.
56. I have been known to write letters and emails to companies that have somehow done me wrong.
57. Generally they don’t care or don’t care to respond.
58. Musically I’m into a just about everything but only a few country songs, virtually no opera (sorry Mom) and most show tunes make me want to smack people.
59.  I don’t like going to musicals, either movies or live shows.
60.  I’m calling in sick tomorrow.
61.  I’ve got Legos in my closet right now and will bring them down from time to time to play with them. I firmly believe that Legos are due a large part of the credit for my ability to think creatively.
62. I’ve written two books that were horrible but I still enjoyed writing them.
63. During one record setting stretch in Tempe, Arizona, I drank nearly a half of a gallon of vodka in a single evening. Yes, I puked, no I did not get laid.
64. I sometimes take personal offense for poorly written emails, marketing materials or other correspondence.
65. I’ve yelled into people’s car windows when they’ve cut me off on my motorcycle.
66. My last speeding ticket was a very long time ago. I’ve talked my way out of the last three tickets.
67. I enjoy irony, like when I read Desert Solitaire by Edward Abbey while winter camping in the Wind River Mountain range in Wyoming.
68. I took a three month wilderness survival/education course back in 1988. My brother got to go to Kenya, I went to Wyoming.
69. My brother’s still pissed off that I sold his baseball card collection when I was a kid.
70. I’ve changed my mind at least twenty times about believing in ghosts since I was a kid.
71. Though I’ve never really counted, I’ve had at least five near death experiences.
72. Not one of them made me want to go and find God.
73. Sometimes I don’t know when to shut up.
74. My mind runs at very high speed all the time and probably ninety percent of my best ideas have been lost to not being near a means to record them.
75. I got to grow up a little wild in the backwoods of Vermont.
76. When I camp out, I sleep out under the stars unless its raining.
77. I’ve crossed a state border underground. From Wyoming to Montana while caving.
78. I like the literary lineage of writing and drinking. If it worked for Hemingway and all the rest then it should damn well work for me.
79. I don’t edit my writing very much but I do spell check usually.
80. I before E still throws me.
81. It took me four tries and two schools to get through calculus. But, in my defense, I took it three times while attending ASU with 45,000 other college students who lured me out to party an average of five nights a week. (sorry Mom and Dad, I DID tell you I wasn’t ready for college).
82. I fully plan on retiring before I turn 40.
83. I’ve put on women’s clothes before.
84. But never gone out looking for a date while in them.
85. I think that the age to get a driver’s license should be raised to 20 or 21. Too many kids can’t deal with everything that happens during those crucial teen years and driving’s about the most dangerous though its treated the most casually. Statistics don’t lie, kids die in car accidents more often than any other age group.
86. But I support the abolition of a drinking age altogether.
87. And legalization of a number of drugs so that the money can be better spent on other things like education.
88. I used to smoke a lot of pot.
89. I’ve never done cocaine in my life.
90. I’m almost done with this list.
91. I’ve slept with far more women than the national average .
92. I’ve had one night stands.
93. I’ve fallen in love with a girl I met during a one night stand.
94. I think teachers don’t get paid enough and I think movie stars and professional athlets get paid far too much. That goes for the owners too.
95. Integrity and honesty are fundamental neccesities to me.
96. Sometimes I use words that I know the other person doesn’t know because I like too.
97. I’ve been accused of having a God complex before.
98. I love science and technology, most people consider me a gadget freak because of it.
99. I’ve never had a tattoo or piercing, for a real reason. The tattoo because I’ve never found something I’ve needed to have on me at all times. The piercings because I’ve never found something I’ve needed to have in me at all times.
100. I’ll almost certainly add more to this list and break the cardinal rule of 100 things but I truly don’t care.
101. If there’s an arbitrary rule then I often feel obligated to break it on principle alone.